Hooly at the golf course
Here I am dressed up as a 70 year old golfer trying to blag my way into Mains Castle, which was hosting a rave in 2008, put on by the Going Back To Our Roots Team from Dundee.
Hooly at the hairdressers
One of the best hairdressers in Dundee was the next target for Hooly as he performs another hilarious Specsaver moment in front of the bewildered staff in March 2009.
Hooly at the art gallery
In 2008 a young man called Crazy Mo from The View called me up and asked if I wanted to help him out with the opening of a new art gallery in Commercial Street,
Dundee…After downing a few glasses of complimentary champaigne, instinct takes over and what happens next is now part of history.
Specsavers Top 40
Check these hilarious photographs…Over the last wee while, I have been out and about with my camera taking some very funny images for my specsavers page and have decided to upload my top 40 favourites.
Some absolute belters are only a wee click away, so hit the button below and see if you recognise anyone.
Weclome to Hoolywood!!
Thank you very much indeed for logging on to hoolywoodproductions.com which was made in Dundee in 2009 by local Dundee man Willie Hoolachan, who lives in the Lochee area of the city. Never before has a website captured the imagination of so many Dundonians in such a short space of time and without the help and dedication of an old friend or two, this website would not be possible. I would just like to take this opportunity to thank them for the support and encouragement they have given me in making this dream I have had in my head for years become a reality!
What is Hoolywood Productions all about you may ask? Well it's quite simple really, it doesn't take a brain surgeon or a mathematician to work out
that the recent films coming out of HOLLYWOOD in America, and BOLLYWOOD in India are absolute pants and very over-rated, so now for the first time on the
'wee screen' HOOLYWOOD has arrived to cheer you up!
Now there is no need to pay money to watch these so called blockbusters made in Tinsel Town or
Bombay because this website is absolutely free for the fine citizens of Dundee, including the many ex-patriots who have moved abroad and the thousands who decided
Dundee just wasn't for them - and of course, the new influx of people who have came from all corners of the globe and settled in this fine city of ours.
Talents and characters The aim of this website is to showcase the vast amount of talent that lies just beneath the surface in Dundee. Quite a few success stories have come out of the city in the past, but there is quite a lot of un-hidden talent that seems to go un-noticed so HOOLYWOOD now gives many people both young and old, a little helping hand to get noticed in the big bad world. Please take a little time to browse through all the pages on my website because there really is a lot of talent and characters waiting to put Dundee on the map - now you at home can see some of it for yourself. Perhaps that's why it's called The City of Discovery.
Music…Poetry…Old Dundee Films…Humour
It really is quite simple to find your way round this unique website. Just press the links at the top of the page and use the scroll button to navigate your
way round, if you get lost then you really do need to go to specsavers! My band The Cundeez are at the top left in HOOLYWOOD followed by
3 Cracking Dundee Street Poets, The Dundee Music Scene, and I have also gathered some incredible films and slideshows of our city and put them in the Dundee
Throughout The Years page.
Some of the videos have never been seen before in public, and for the first time many viewers will get their eyes opened at the
ever-changing face of Bonnie Dundee. Also, if your needing cheered up, then log on to the My Kinda People page, which features some local
celebrities who you may recognise, and I have uploaded a few hilarious clips from around the world because they make me laugh, and we can all do with walking
about with a little smile on our face every now and then as most of you will agree. So what are you waiting for viewers, go to the top of the page and
have a wee peek but be warned… you may break a rib or two haha!
Please don't fall out your pram…it's only banter On a more serious note, if anyone reading this is offended by any of the material on my website, may I suggest you pick up the phone and book an appointment at the dour puss clinic where you can voice your opinion to the receptionist stating that your not a happy chappie. I have a feeling your 'wee gripe' will fall on deaf ears because rumour has it the young lady on the desk has got a hearing aid in both ears. If that avenue fails, then it would be advisable to look at yourself in the mirror and ask the person who is looking back at you this question… Do I need a personality transplant? If the answer to that question is yes, then you really do need a check up fae the neck up coz you got to remember one thing viewers… I'm only here for the banter so don't take me too seriously…SHABBA.
Check me out on Bebo and You Tube As if my hectic lifestyle wasn't busy enough, I've also got my own Bebo and YouTube pages which are TECKLETASTIC! You can visit any of these 2 sites by simply pressing the links below…enjoy!
